here are five things that i spend too much time doing, in no particular order:
1. listening to music. it has happened many times; i will check the mail to find something that i have ordered. i will take it to my room and say, "i'll just listen to the first two tracks." i can lose myself in an awesome record only to find that i'm at the point where i have no time to be late. road rage ensues.
2. changing clothes. it is a bad habit of mine; i am so self conscious that it has caused me to be late. i'm thinking, "i wear too much band shirts," or "what's her name would think i'm cool if i wear this shirt." on any given morning, i am liable to change my outfit three times.
3. eating. i hate to spend money so i will try to eat as much food as possible at home. i will drive home on a forty minute break if it means that i can cram some energy down my throat. i need a job.
4. masturbating. yes, i have been late due to me jerking off and that is all i have to say.
5. sleeping. i have the most fucked up sleep schedule, it's not even funny. on a good week, i will sleep at three in the morning and wake at six thirty, three hours later. i say week because one day will affect the next. i will go home to get an hour of sleep in my bed and then haul ass back to class.
fuck your self help book; i'm all about cell phone reminders.
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